ARE YOU LOST?
Curses! We couldn't find the page you were looking for. This is either because:
- You've gone mad.
- There is an error in the URL entered into your web browser, no doubt your prehensile tail (paw, prosthetic tentacle, beak, necrotic digit, etc.) is acting up. Please check the URL and try again.
- There is no such thing as free will and we're manipulating you in some new and insidious way.
- The page you are looking for has been moved or deleted.
- You have been moved or deleted and you're in purgatory.
- The boundaries of the simulation program we've been running on "you" have been reached, proving beyond doubt that "your" existence is a simulacrum experiment run by all-powerful yet indifferent researchers about to lose their grant funding.